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My dad making Destiel comments while watching Lord of the Rings...

• Dad: Look at Merry and Pippin...
• Dad: ...sometimes I think they are gay for each other.
• Dad: 
• Me: 
• Dad: Very gay.
• Me: 
• Dad: 
• Me: THEY ARE COUSINS DAD!
• Dad: 
• Dad: I know I know, it´s just... after Dean and Cas, all I see is GAAAAAAY.
• Dad: EEEEEEE-VERY-THING!

peregrin being perfect. as ussual. you are the best one. as ussual.

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Favourite book series » J. R. R. Tolkien - The Lord of the Rings

That moment when Aragorn’s self-esteem is brought down by a hobbit.

#dear diary #today I overheard the hobbits calling me ugly and foul-feeling #blew my diet eating a pound of lembas moistened with my tears #what is the point of any of it if I’m still ugly and foul-feeling #like growing up with a shitload of elves didn’t give me enough issues #no consideration #none whatsoever #I hope those little fucks drown on the way to Mordor